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Men are bus schedules
how
Always lying
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Tumblr is so wild. I have 5 million followers, who’s gonna fact check me? No one.
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I love that this app doesn’t have timestamps because I could be queuing things every second. Absolutely retweeting like a madman. Or I could be dead, face down in ditch, last post from 2 decades ago. You’d never know
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Twitter is a different universe
i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life
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date a boy who hates coleslaw
date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you
date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
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your honor can you please just leave my client alone
